09.21.03 10:46 p.m. ha, for reals
i don't know how to function with money. it has been years since i had some sort of steady income. having money and knowing i will soon be getting more is such a foreign idea. i'm sure i'll get used to it. i go out and buy very extravagant things like that razor that you don't have to use shave gel with, and those new ritz chips. i'm a sucker for new products, i buy them all and feel very excited about it. i wish i could invent something. cool inventions? did you hear about the new birth control pills where you get your PERIOD only four times a year? woo where do i sign. i went on a crazy shopping trip with my crazy aunt. it was crazy hell and i wanted to crazy strangle her. can't you feel it! FALL is it really 11:00, egads! i have two alarms, one next to my bed and one across the room, it forces me to get out of bed if i turn off the one next to my bed. bed bugs are back, and i'm for reals.
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