09.30.03
8:50 p.m.
patrick got nutted on


oh geez i don't have time for nuttin anymore. i guess i did have time to watch an episode of gilmore girls tonight. i enjoy that show very much, what a sap. do you watch it? the actors talk back and forth so very fast. life isn't like that. not if you are talking to my boy about big important stuff, you have to wait cause he takes these huge important pauses and it frustrates me so much that i just jump in with things like 'ohjesusfuckingchristjustforgetitthenmotherfuck' and then i regret it.

breathe

and know what else progress reports go out on friday, i have seven of my kids getting progress reports. you need to comment on all the positive traits the child has before you start in on the bad stuff.

more than one desk in kid talk is
"desk-sis-is"

this kid was 'student of the day' and we asked him questions for a mini-interview. somebody asked him if he had any pets. he said he had a pet hamster named patrick, turns out it was a lie. he first confronted me saying that patrick died recently because he overfed him. i did an 'oh really, are you sure you are telling the truth' and it all came out that he never REALLY had a hamster named patrick, but he just always really wanted one.

also this weekend i went to wild and crazy bacheloret party and my roommate got 'nutted' on by some guy with rose colored balls, i swear.

whew, it's been awhile

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