03.25.04
8:41 p.m.
eggs #2



spring has sprung a leak. yeah i'm lame enough to start my new diary entry with weather talk. the unit i'm teaching this week is weather. we are talking about words like evaporation and condensation. it is invigorating.

a young lass spewed in the trash can today. i thanked her for making it to the can. it's the small victories. honestly.

one of my parents isn't able to read. but she wrote me a detailed note to tell me she wasn't able to read. i'm confused can you not be able to read but write? i think i'll go ask jeeves.

i need a freaking spring break.

i think i might get a spray tan. i'm going to arizona so it's cool, right?

i wish i was blessed with the boy's skin coloring. not sausage.

i made an egg casserole for this thing at school. actually i was FORCED to make this egg casserole. i prepared it the night before and only had to cook it in the morning. i cooked it for an hour and took it out of the oven ready to go. the damn thing was not cooked and still all jiggly with egg juice. i panicked and sat in front of the oven on my cell phone trying to call my moms for some advice. she didn't answer and i was late for this thing that all my colleagues were waiting for me and my egg casserole. i started to get teary thinking of the embarrassment. i dumped that fucker in a microwavable dish and set the nuker for five minutes. nobody got sick.

that's my new egg story.

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